Thursday, January 05, 2012

 

Red State Update: Iowa Caucus Report

Well, who could have foreseen those results from Iowa a couple of weeks back? Despite average to below average debate performances and having done nothing of real note except for participate in Iowa evangelical leader Bob Vander Plaats' pay-for-pay scheme that "earned" Santorum the endorsement of several Iowa Christian religious leaders, Rick Santorum rolls out of Iowa with the most personal political relevance since he turned his back on Pennsylvania conservatives and worked for Arlen Specter's re-election.

Meanwhile, Bachmann does something that I can't remember ever happening - going from Ames Straw Poll winner to last amongst the active Iowa campaigns at the caucuses. Sure, her debate performances were uneven, but they weren't significantly worse than Santorum's - surely not worth twenty-points worse.

Perry comes out of Iowa not only disappointed, but significantly confused. Why on earth did he seem to signal his exit from the field Tuesday night, saying that he was returning to Texas instead of continuing on to South Carolina? Maybe it's just this experienced guy's opinion, but if it had been my call, I would have put a contrite but strong Rick Perry out in front of the cameras, shown that my candidate was a fighter and that he was going to carry the fight to South Carolina. Go all-in in the Palmetto State. Fight for Bachmann's supporters while courting Gingrich's unorganized crowd in the hopes that he straps on a figurative suicide bomb in his anger and tries to destroy Romney in a quixotic charge in New Hampshire. Stem Santorum's rise in South Carolina, where Santorum has no organization and has not campaigned with regularity. Come out of South Carolina in the top-two, marginalize Paul, and say that you are the candidate for the Anti-Romney movement. But what do I know...

I'll let Jackie and Dunlap from Red State Update take it from here on the Iowa wrap-up:


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Friday, July 02, 2010

 

Twilight Time!

I don't get the whole "Twilight" thing. Just don't. I thought the first movie was horrible, so much so that I haven't bothered with the second or the third. It seems to me that the whole series can be summed up as an ugly girl that has trouble choosing between necrophilia and bestiality.

So, to me, these songs seem pretty much spot on for the targeted demographic - Twilight fans.

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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

 

Zach Wamp's New Ad is a Winner

Zach Wamp has garnered many high-profile endorsements during this never-ending campaign for governor. However, I was wondering if their impact would only be limited to fundraising. With this new ad, which was released tonight, it is apparent that their impact is more far-reaching.

It's a good ad. I am more a fan of the ad involving the 20/20 plan and jobs creation because of the substance, but this will connect with more people.

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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

 

God Taking Out the Best Cities?

Jon Stewart asks - why New Orleans and Nashville?



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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

 

Red State Update: Middle Tennessee Flooded

Only hours after I was complaining that no national figures seemed to care that one of the 25 largest cities in America was underwater, two world-famous celebrity-types adopted the Nashville flood as their cause.

Thanks, Jackie and Dunlap!


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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

 

42 Months of Red State Update

Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me either to be celebrating a 3 1/2 year anniversary. Seems to much like pre-engagement rings and other such teenage crap.

However, I'm glad that Jackie and Dunlap dropped this video today. After the Monday I had (horrible day in Blount County Circuit Court where one of my long-time clients talked himself into a jail cell, followed by Angela's frustration at a certain miserable agency with the letters D, C, and S in it's name and attorneys with no morals, capped off by Jack Bauer torturing absolutely no one in "24" last night), I needed a laugh to start my Tuesday.



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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

 

Red State Update: Jackie Rants on Obamacare

There's also more references to "f-words" and "n-words" than you can shake a stick at.



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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

 

Red State Update: Kill Sick People

Dunlap has come up with a health care compromise for the Democrats and Republicans - just kill all of the sick people so that no one has to use the inept government-run health care system.

Just as long as you don't mess with Dunlap's disability filing... (You have no idea how this hits home, as there doesn't seem to be one person who is behind on their child support in this area that isn't somehow "disabled" for the purposes of not being thrown in jail.)


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Friday, February 26, 2010

 

Red State Update: Let Us Pray

Jackie and Dunlap talk to Jesus about Tiger Woods.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

 

NRCC Slams Herron on Pro-Income Tax Stance

Roy Herron, who never met a race that he didn't think he should be a part of (even his campaign website is a little lacking on what race he's in - at least it says that he's running for Congress now), is being taken to task by the National Republican Congressional Committee for his previous pro-income tax stance.

Well, in all truth, they're ridiculing him for lying when asked about the state income tax on camera. But let's face it - they're really stamping him as "pro-income tax," which is more unforgivable in Tennessee than having been a part of the Sundquist Administration.

Good to see the NRCC starting early on this race. Herron is a strong adversary in the 8th with his mounds and mounds of cash.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

 

Christmas is Coming...

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

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Thursday, November 05, 2009

 

Red State Update: Republicans Win

Jackie and Dunlap go nuts over actual Republican victories from Tuesday.



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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

 

Red State Update: The Conservative Bible

Jackie and Dunlap take a walk on the heretical side.



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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

 

Red State Update: Obama's Prize

Jackie and Dunlap offer commentary on why Obama wasn't deserving of the Nobel Peace Prize.


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Thursday, September 24, 2009

 

Happy Belated Birthday, Bruce

Yesterday (September 23rd) was Bruce Springsteen's 60th birthday. I'm not sure which is harder to believe - that he's still performing at such a high level in 2009 or that he's 60 to begin with.

Happy 60th, Bruce. We may disagree about how to do so, but there's no questioning your passion for making America great.

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

 

Red State Update: Sotomayor Confirmation Hearing

Jackie and Dunlap start into the Sotomayor confirmation - but that doesn't last long as Dunlap launches into his hate for all judges, theology, and churches that will be joining him in Hell. Oh boy...


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Friday, July 10, 2009

 

Hitler's Reaction to the Palin Resignation

Enuf said:



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Thursday, July 09, 2009

 

Red State Update: Sarah Palin the Genius

Jackie turns full-out Sarah Palin apologist, and Dunlap plays the roll of the majority of America in trying to comprehend the former VP nominee's resignation as Governor of Alaska.



I have to say that this may be the best Red State Update of 2009 thus far.

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

 

Tennessee Firearms Association Meeting Tonight

The Knoxville chapter of the Tennessee Firearms Association will have its monthly meeting tonight. Special guest speaker will be Knoxville Mayor and 2010 gubernatorial candidate Bill Haslam.

Monthly meetings are held at The IHOP restaurant in front of Lowes, on Chapman Highway at the intersection of John Sevier Highway in South Knoxville. A pre-meeting social hour is from 6:00 P.M. to 7:00 P.M. during which you may wish to eat dinner from the menu. The meeting will begin at 7:00 P.M. and end at 8:00 P.M. Participation by those in attendance is always encouraged.

Gun owners, persons involved in the shooting sports, Second Amendment supporters and interested public are urged to attend; YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A MEMBER TO ATTEND.

No word on whether Jackie and Dunlap will be making the trip from Murfreesboro to pepper Haslam with firearms questions. From the sounds of this ADULT RATED video (consider yourself warned...), they certainly have a new interest in owning firearms in Tennessee.

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Sunday, July 05, 2009

 

Red State Update: Al Franken

Jackie and Dunlap talk about Al Franken joining the U.S. Senate and how it would be better if a comedian who was actually funny was elected to Congress.



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