Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Fred Thompson - A Composition of Awesomeness
From Frank J. at IMAO:
"If you took Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Optimus Prime, a .50 caliber Desert Eagle, a samurai sword, nachos, the lobby scene from the move Matrix, the computer game Doom, and a DVD set of the complete A-Team series and somehow took all their awesomeness and compressed into one thing, you'd still only have something half as awesome as what Fred Thompson flushes down the toilet after taking a crap."
* That one goes out to the Palmetto Prosecutor, Ryan Holloway, who I am sure agrees with that statement word for word.
"If you took Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Optimus Prime, a .50 caliber Desert Eagle, a samurai sword, nachos, the lobby scene from the move Matrix, the computer game Doom, and a DVD set of the complete A-Team series and somehow took all their awesomeness and compressed into one thing, you'd still only have something half as awesome as what Fred Thompson flushes down the toilet after taking a crap."
* That one goes out to the Palmetto Prosecutor, Ryan Holloway, who I am sure agrees with that statement word for word.
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