VOLuntarilyConservative

Just to quash any rumors, I just returned from the doctor, and the diagnosis is a virus that should run its course in a few more days. The only problem I foresee is the lack of carbonated drinks until Friday, which, as the VOLConWife points out, constitutes nearly 70% of my calories and 100% of my caffeine in any given day.

She's right. This might be tougher than any horsepill that the doc might have prescribed...