VOLuntarilyConservative

According to the crowd on one of the Oklahoma message boards, I missed a special appearance by "The Donald" Saturday afternoon in Knoxville.

After Rick Clausen's pass was intercepted on the final drive, I got out of the stadium, trying to suppress the string of profanity that was just itching to burst from my body. I didn't even bother to look at the scoreboard, which it seems was a mistake on my part.

Lay it on him, Trump!