VOLuntarilyConservative

A teenager in Murfreesboro allegedly decided to off his stepfather Wednesday. His weapon of choice? A sword. I suppose that groups are currently organizing in Tennessee to demand waiting periods for sword-buying, lobbying Congress to increase taxes on swords, and generally looking to ban certain swords from the streets because of their appearance. That's the kind of movement that O'Donnell and Moore could get behind.

In all seriousness, I ran across several stories just like this last year. They seem to make pretty good weapons and aren't very expensive, although I don't think I would want to take a sword to a gun fight.