Saturday, June 04, 2005


Classic remark overheard at the mall

Saturday has been spent at West Town Mall in Knoxville in an attempt to purchase a dress for my wife for a wedding we are to attend tonight. While in the Dillard's dress department, one particular female shopper ruled out one dress for her bridesmaids with the following remark in a heavy Southern drawl:

"Naw, we can't use that one. It won't cover Suzie's tattoo."

Even in the hell that is a day at the mall, I had to smile at that one remark and wonder how many times those very words had been uttered in Appalachia.


Jeff Ward
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